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سلام خوبی

The Smart Saint

The angry husband blasted, "You always make the dish of tomatoes and I am tired. Do you know, our saints say, 'the man who eats too much tomatoes is reborn as a Jackass in next life'."

The wife said, "Yes, but you should have thought that in your last life."
 

The Smart Trainer

The mountain climber trainee was half way up with trainer and he asked Guru, "What happens If I broke this rope in middle here?"

The trainer assured him, "Don't worry, we got lots of ropes down below for you

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